Okay, now I want to hear your weirdest sex dreams. I know some of you sex deprived parents have them.
Last night I dreamed that I was pleasuring myself with a chopped up, bone-in raw chicken. It was all laid out in front of me on a tray like a set of doctor's tools. While I was having a conversation with someone about what our favorite chicken parts were for this kind of thing. The tone was as if were having a water cooler discussion at the office. "Yeah, yeah, I like the thigh pieces too. The backs? No, I've never tried the backs; I'll have to do that sometime!"
Dude. My erotic imagination is hurting. I need to get laid.
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