Two bits of awesomeness I got to witness today:
1. Green bean theatre:
Scene - Kitchen, lunchtime. Anonybabe is in her highchair after a leisurely lunch while I putter around the stove, back turned.
Thump, thump, thump of a green been being walked across her tray
Anonybabe: Oh! Gween bean! You o-tay?
Anonybabe-as-greenbean: (In a high falsetto) Oh! No! I pall down!
Anonybabe: Oh no! Apple toss! You o-tay?
Anonybabe-as-apple sauce: (In a gruff low voice) Oh! Yes! I o-tay.
Thump, thump, thump of green bean walking towards blue spoon, who embraces green been and then proceeds to eat her.
Anonybabe-as-blue-spoon: Nom, nom, nom!
2. Unclear on the concept bee:
Since Anonybabe seemed to dig on learning her letters, we got her some alphabet magnets to put on the fridge and will occasionally spell out her name, or ours, or simple words.
Scene - kitchen, standing at the refrigerator
Anonybabe: May wore!
Me: May wore?
Anonybabe: May wer oh pidge!
Me: ???
Anonybabe (lining letters up backwards on the fridge): Eeeeck, Teeee, Seeeee, Eyeeeee, Beeeee, Deeee!
Me: Oh! Make words on the fridge?
Anonybabe (pointing to each letter as she says it): Eck, Tee, See, Eye, Bee, Dee pell (and here she draws her finger backwards along the line of letters she made "I hab idea!"
Me (swoon)
Friday, February 27, 2009
Shave and a haircut
Aw, girl
I just kept Anonybabe transfixed on the changing table for a good 5 minutes with a Keith Sweat-esque song I called "Poop in your boodie, girl"
That is all
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
I hab idea
Anonybabe has been cracking me up and charming me with all her new thangs.
Two faves:
1. She has been announcing lately that she "hab idea" before toddling off to do something.
2. She fed pretend food to her Micky Mouse doll when we were waiting in the car for Anonyhub's train. She wanted to feed Micky some of the banana we'd just finished, and I told her we didn't have any more. So she said "Anonybabe...gib...Micky...ba..na..NAAAA" and made a motion like she was scooping something out of her hand. Then "Anonybabe...gib...Micky....tawbewwies!" and made another hand-scoop motion.
This is a pretty literal-minded child and this is the first time I've seen her imagine like that without any props. I felt like I did when she got her teeth. Over the moon elated and surprised by my own delight.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Climb every mountain? Nah, just this one.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Anonybabe and Big Bird and Mama and Anonybabe and Sid and Super Why**
My revelation-of-the-day (My fortune cookie revelations. Just as easily consumed, just as easily forgotten):
I'm taking myself waaaaay too seriously with this parenting business. I feel responsible for my child's education, physical, mental, and spiritual well-being. Although I won't be providing her with her personality, I'm going to be providing her with her starter self-image. I gave her her mother flippin' name.
These are just some of the reasons I walked around with a look of abject terror on my face for the first year of her existence.
It is all a heavy burden. But to quote my grandmother, who, when 21 year-old me told her I didn't think I would have kids for the above reasons: "You aren't supposed to know that ahead of time! You're supposed to figure it out after it's too late!" I laughed. She didn't. She wasn't kidding.
There's something to be said for taking a la-de-da attitude with parenting. Whistle while you work. Thrill with the sheer adrenaline of it, like that tightwalk roper guy who walked between the twin towers. Don't look at yourself splattered on the sidewalk, look at yourself thousands of feet in the air, defying gravity.
**I told Anonybabe I was writing a story about her and asked her what I should title it. :-)
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
The wind in his Mangina
Truly beautiful post about loving your kids the way they are:
http://windinyourvagina.blogspot.com/2009/01/parenting.html
Rise, Sir Mom!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Tears and cheers
"Anonybabe sad. Mama make Anonybabe sad."
- Anonybabe, last night, to Anonyhub.
A statement like this should not have made me so happy, especially when it was tearfully confessed/tattled to my husband, especially especially when it was prompted because I played the heavy for Anonyhub and took something away from Anonybabe at his behest.
But hearing Anonybabe say that while wiping tears away from her cheeks made me grin ear to ear. At the very least, that's one less shrieking tantrum we have to endure. And I get the feeling it's way more.
Dude, my daughter is capable of labeling herself and her feelings.
Wow, wow, wowwy-wow.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Good source of riboflavin
God bless Robert Dinero. Elmo, since you obviously have connections, we'll let you live to see another day, despite the bullshit you pull at the end of this clip. You are, as ever, treading on thin ice, my red, furry, and annoying friend:
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Bittersweet
(Note: not our chair design above; I'll post a picture if/when we actually finish it).
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Practice makes perfect
The separation of snore and late
Anonybabe crying about bedtime is nothing new. She hates it. "No!" she cries. "No turn out wight! No bed! No ho ho hoooooo!"
I know this is typical bedtime behavior, but it makes me think, fuck it. Why not let her sleep when she gets sleepy and wake when she feels...wakey?
Within reason - we all have to live together.
But when she's older? I'm going to be raising my hand in a good night greeting as I pass her watching tv at 2 am.
Bad mommy.
Could not, would not, in a bed
Not So Secret
Monday, February 2, 2009
I vant to cheel
The first night Anonybabe slept in her separate bed, I had a nightmare that the world had been overrun by vampires. In it our family decided to take a big chance by attending a rather large party. That sort of thing wasn't done so much any more, not because you were afraid of vampires secretly infiltrating your ranks, but because they were on the look out for places that exuded light and sound -- good hunting grounds.
At one point, the doorbell rang and a brave volunteer went to answer it. A group of us crouched in the sewing room, peeking out a tinted picture window through a large overgrown courtyard at the front door. We breathed a collective sigh of relief when nothing untoward happened and turned to watch a mom taking her four-year old daughter outside to punish her. Mom had daughter bend over and face the window we were all peeking out of so she could give her a spanking. I had a terrible sense of foreboding as we watched the blue-eyed girl cry at the first smack from her mother, then the tall grass beside them rustled and the girl screamed in pain and horror as some unseen vampire animal bit her on the back of her neck.
I woke up. Felt horrible. Checked Anonybabe, and tried to go back to sleep.
I've had one more nightmare where I'm being chased (this time by some organized crime lord) and countless forgettable dreams. I'm up and down during the night, checking Anonybabe's breathing, wondering if I'll ever be able to stop fixating on her, stop worrying about her. Wondering if I want to.
Bed
Until two days ago, Anonybabe's toddler bed (a full-on crib on three sides with a half-guard rail on the other) was pushed up against mine and Anonyhub's. She'd fall asleep next to me, nursing and climbing and and rolling and fussing, until she finally crawled to her bed in an exhausted heap to sleep for the night. Anonyhub and I have talked about pushing her bed away from ours for months and months. Anonyhub has been ready to make our bed more of marriage bed and I thought we should do whatever seemed to bring the most contentment all around. But I kept finding reasons - some practical, some emotional - to forgo even trying to push the bed away. She needed to be able to climb in and out by herself, say, or the extended family bed thing isn't absolutely positively broke so why fix it? She was used to crawling from one bed to another in the middle of the night, wouldn't she just crawl over the edge from force of habit?
I also had a huge Greek chorus of imaginary co-sleeping advocates buzzing in my inner ear that co-sleeping is natural, separate beds are not, fears that it'll be harder to sleep because I wouldn't be able to reassure myself with a touch that she was breathing, all right. Fears that we'd lose an important connection too soon, that she'd be lonely, feel abandoned. Every couple of months we'd revisit the topic and it would ultimately end in a huffy "well, I'm not ready yet!" from me.
This past time, something I'd read and recognized about the joy of independence in children gave me pause. I think that as well the job of comforter and nurturer, it's also my job to introduce Anonybabe to a certain amount of risk and independence. Make sure she has every opportunity to develop a taste for it if that's what she so desires. And that as she gets older - at least for a while - my role as comforter will keep diminishing while my role as midwife to her independent being will keep growing.
So I sighed and acknowledged that nobody knows what's going to work for my family, including me, until I try it. If pushing the bed away went horribly, I figured, we could put it back. (I know, I know, we were just pushing the bed 2 feet away, not to China, but this was a huge symbolic leap for me.)
So we cleared away the toys from the East wall and swung the bed in an arc out and against it. Anonybabe thought this was great fun and instantly delighted in climbing up, and (once we'd spotted her a couple of times so she knew where the floor was) down. She was proud and delighted with her bed, loved it when Anonyhub sat by it and read stories to her. She leaned back on her Miss Piggy pillow, positioned her stuffed cat Francis beside her, gave contented sighs and when Anonyhub would finish a book, ask "weed moh?"
She was, however, quick to cry when we turned the light out "No..turn off...wight!" in her signature stilted cadence, and I was quick to offer her the option of lying in bed with us. Which is where she ended up falling asleep, and then we transfered her to her bed. After we'd moved her, Anonyhub gave my ass and tits a playful squeeze and said "now I can do that in my own bed without feeling weird!" rolled over, and promptly went to sleep. We haven't even cuddled since.
The next morning, Anonybabe woke up, rubbed her eyes, and announced "Annonybabe teep Anonybabe's bed!" and seemed pleased.
Ummmm...success?