Chock o Lot

Anonybabe was extremely fussy yesterday morning. A condensed transcript of our day would ready something like this. "NO NO NO NO NO NO, Nooooo? NO!" A friend who kept her for a couple of hours dubbed her "Little Miss No".

Anonyhub and I both tried all of our tricks to get her to take an afternoon nap before our evening to-do, to no avail. We tried for something like an hour, which is both ridiculous and abnormal at the Anonyfam's.

She took a little power nap on the way to the event, then cruised and blabbed happily the whole four hours we were there. I was so enamoured with her relatively sweet demeanor that I caved when she asked for "chook cooo-keeee", letting her eat no-bake chocolate cookie after chocolate cookie. What? They were very small, sweetened only with honey, mixed with cocoa powder, peanut butter and sunflower seeds. "Protein!" I thought. "Fiber!"

Of course she didn't fall asleep on the way home like I thought, and of course she was wired until close to 1am in the freaking morning. The last hour of her marathon awakehood was spent crying and begging for food. Finally we fed her some banana and listened to her alternately giggle and whimper herself to sleep.

Anonyhub says she shat the biggest, seediest poop today, and has been little miss sunshine ever since.

Bad mommy.