Apropos of nothing (Okay I was eating peanut butter and watching this)
I love porn mustaches. And peanut butter. And Missy Elliott.
And pictures of Robert Downey Jr. (I didn't think I was a fan but promo shots of Iron Man are making me all quivery). If Bob walked up to me and asked if he had no-stir organic creamy on his 'stache, my uterus would probably implode.
I've been trying to get Anonyhub to grow a mustache for years. He flatly refuses. Today I tried telling him that I would give him a whole weekend of baby smooth legs & pits in exchange for one weekend of porn 'stache. He just complained that he has to buy my hairlessness.
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